The water… always…wins.

The birds who loiter around the bakery are not Jonathan Livingston Seagull; they’re more like Baby-Face Nelson Seagull.

I heard this morning that the monarch butterfly has been placed on the endangered species list.

I am most assuredly not explaining all about everything on this island. I don’t even know most of what’s going on out here.

“I Need a New Butt” is finally here after having been back-ordered for extreme popularity.

We should consider adding yaks to our farms.

It’s getting to the point where mid-coast Maine might come to expect some thoroughly bewildered avian outta-stater to visit our shores each year.

The Snowy Owl cocktail is still a work in progress.